There's A Meteor Coming - Trevor Moore

There’s a lot of arguing today

No one listens what the others say

Was Jesus or Mohammad right?

No one can agree so everyone just fights

Is this joke offensive, is it fine?

Is the wrong pronoun actually a hate crime?

Who comes into the county and to what amounts?

It’s easy to get distracted from what really counts

So shut the fuck up

Just shut the fuck up

There’s meteor coming and it’s going to blow us all up

There’s a meteor coming from outer space

And if we don’t figure out how to get off of this place

It’s going to wipe out the whole human race

And all our evolution was a great big waste

I’m offended at the words you said

Two dudes should never go to bed

The right is dumb and the left is smart

You’ll go to hell if God’s not in your heart

This bathroom is only for people born girls

There should be no guns left in the world

Healthcare should be a single payer plan

We can’t let them get a power plant in Iran

Everybody’s college should be for free

You’re not allowed to vote without an ID

Kaboom!

An asteroid fucks our shit up

So everybody please shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

There’s meteor coming and it’s going to blow us all up

There’s a meteor coming from outer space

And if we don’t figure out how to get off of this place

It’s going to wipe out the whole human race

And all our evolution was a great big race

So shut the fuck up