Bears Don't Dig On Dancing - Tim Minchin

Bears don’t dig on dancin'

They just don’t dig it

Bears don’t dig on dancin'

Horses don’t mind being ridden

Dogs just love to do our biddin'

Mice find mazes quite relaxin'

Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson

But bears don’t dig on dancing

Budgies like to play with bells

Lassie lifted kids from wells

Elephants like shifting logs

Dissection is fun for frogs

But bears don’t dig on dancing

Wee canaries mining coal

Ferrets bred to fit in holes

Dogs take blind folk into town

Kangaroos jump around

Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing

If you go into the woods today

You’d better go in disguise

If you go into the woods today

Prepare for a big surprise

'Cause every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today’s the day the bears are having a rave

All around are grumpy bears

Sitting there on plastic chairs

Hanging out in sullen pairs

They just don’t dig on dancin'

Bears just cannot keep the beat

Most of them have two left feet

They like fighting and eating meat

And hibernating, lazy fuckers

They just don’t dig on dancing

You can hire the best DJ

They won’t boogie anyway

Bears all reckon dancing’s gay

Homophobic hairy fuckers

Just don’t dig on dancin'

Bears don’t dig on dancin'

They just don’t dig it

Bears don’t dig on dancin'

Dolphins like autistic kiddies

Cats are good for aging biddies

Pigeons fly to bring your letters

Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters

Camels hump, donkeys haul

A seal can catch a rubber ball

I’ve seen monkeys wearing pants

I’ve seen monkeys wearing pants

I’ve seen monkeys wearing pants

But bears think they’re too good to dance

Motherfuckers don’t dig on dancing

What’s their fucking problem?

Bears don’t dig on dancing