The Ending - Hobo Johnson

She said

She said, «You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies»

She said

«Hey!»

She said, «You're like the weird… guy… in all the movies, who turns into

the hero at the end and gets the girl»

And I was like, «Shut your mouth»

But I’m gonna take over…

The world

As soon as everybody dies

I’m gonna take over your heart

As soon as I get the balls to try

Ima re-arrange the alphabet

And then take «U» and «I»

And put a bit of space between 'em

And hope that nobody cries

Ima run around this city, wondering why shit is like this

Ima be a nice guy

Might fuck around and make a difference

Ima hope for the best, but prepare for the worst

They’re gonna focus on their hooks

And then say, «fuck it» to the verse

Like, goddamn, but look at me

Then look at them

Now look at me

How’s it going?

My name’s Frank

Wassuuup?

Today, we’re looking into what really fucking matters

Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm

I hope that you don’t fall into their schemes and what they say

When you look them in their eyes, that they don’t choose to look away

'Cause you don’t deserve to be fucked with

Unless you’re a fucking asshole

And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass «Go»

Your life isn’t fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair

And big tits and small waists

Let’s cut-paste the same face

The same smile

The same type

That’s been stuck here for a while

I hope that you don’t fall into my schemes or what I say

When you look me in the eye, I’ll look you dead into the face

'Cause you don’t deserve to be fucked with

Unless you’re a fucking asshole

And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass «Go»

Your life isn’t fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair

And big tits and small waists

Let’s cut-paste the same face

The same smile

The same type

That’s been stuck here for a while

Yeah, I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

Compared to them, right?

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

I ain’t shit

Yo

My friends say that I have poor face structure

I said, «You look like Alien vers.

fuckin' Predator

Both of 'em»

'Cause right before the movie starts, there’s a weird type of scene

That’s awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings

I think people would watch that

Probably on pay-per-view

On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?

Like, a lot of things

Fuckin' read a book, I guess?

Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus

That’s great fan fiction for a great man missin'

The spice of life

The price is right for species all alike

Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips

It’s the taste of Predator’s… wit

(Oh no…)

Yeah

And I know you want a piece of this wit

And I know she wants a piece of this wit

(No!)

And I know she wants a piece of this wit

My wit

My wit, my wit

She wants a piece of this

«Thank you-ouuuu, for listening to the record.

I appreciate it more than you

could ever fucking understand.

I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind

due to… the music business.

The music business… is… quite the business.

But, I decided that I don’t wanna be a part of it anymore.

So I-- this is all

me and no one’s gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know?

And, the way I listen to music is… fucking, like, medicine, dude.

It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh… my dream is to do that for

other people.

And, uh, and… you know, travel the world doing that, and…

helping people, like so many people helped me.

And, uh, thank you for letting

me try to do that to you.

Hn-hnnnnnnkay.

All right.

Bye.»