Subaru Crosstrek XV - Hobo Johnson

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet

Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is

I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches

One time, I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe

And then the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried

She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I

I’m never going back to Four Seasons

I wish that I was friends with Drake

So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today

Damn, I wish my name wasn’t Frank

Fuck!

I wish it was Blake

I learned a lot from my dad

Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast

I wish that I was in the league

I’m a number one pick with two bad knees, go

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

We’re both pretty reliable, but got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet

What’s the point of being cool?

Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do

Don’t play guitar in the park and just sit

If I hear another G chord I’m breaking your shit

(Ah!)

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek

Suspension as soft as a cute little baby neck

My clique orders club salads

And look like they all sing ballads

I coulda bought a Lambo happily

But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family

«Why does Dad have a Lambo?»

«He was insecure about himself, son, let it go»

Nothing like fighting another man

'Cause he cut me off in traffic, and my morning started bad

I’m glad that his kids got to see that his dad’s a giant prick

And that he got what he needs

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek

Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness

My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball

He had a lot of time on his hands, uh

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley, but I’m not quite there yet

Haha, hey, guys!

Have you heard about the all-new Subaru Crosstrek with the new suspension

package?

If you buy one you’ll be riding smooth in no time

It also came with a trailer hitch, but…

It’s only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn’t tow anything

My dad said that messes up the transmission