I Want a Dog - Hobo Johnson

I really want a dog

And a wife who loves to talk about the day that she had

I want a house that’s on a street, that’s on a hill

In a community with other people just like me

I want a kid that plays guitar

And he’d be a prodigy at the age of three

But he’ll just give me lessons when he’s six

I want my dog to fucking talk

And tell me that she’s very‚ very proud of me

And that I’ve worked very‚ very hard

No‚ I just want a dog

I just want a dog

I just want a dog, dog, dog

No‚ I just want a dog

I just want a dog

I just want a dog, a dog, dog

And I want my dog to be in films

My son would also star in them

I would just direct‚ and I’d produce

My wife would have a lot to do

Like talk to record label A&Rs

Because she would be a famous singer too, I forgot to mention that

My films would be great

You’d be amazed and also touched inside

Be like The Blindside starring Sandra Bullock

I came here for the dream, and

I will not leave without it

No Frank, you just want a dog

You just want a dog

You just want a dog

You just want a dog

No, I thought you want a dog

All you want is a dog

All you want is a dog, dog, dog

And I want nothing but the best

Better than anyone has had yet

The wife, the kid and the dog

I want my kid to change the world

And my wife to cure disease

I want my dog to fucking talk

And not only just to me

I want the life I’ve never had

And I want only just to laugh

And I want stimulation every second and a half

I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect

Even when I’m lying cold, cross-armed in a chest

You know I really want a dog

And a wife who loves to talk about the day that she had

I want a house that’s on a street, that’s on a hill

In a community with other people just like me

I want the life I’ve never had

I want only just to laugh

And I want stimulation every second and a half

I want the world to fucking see I am someone to respect

Even when I’m lying cold, cross-armed in a chest

No, I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, a dog