Prequel To Asshole Pandemic - Pkew Pkew Pkew

Let’s start a band

Let’s practice in my apartment

And if the other tenants care, then fuck 'em

If the other tenants care, then fuck 'em

Let’s draw up the plans

Let’s go to a bar and hatch them

And we’ll sing about beer and football

Yeah, We’ll sing about beer and football

You can knock on our door

We’re not gonna care

Say, «Whaddaya got?

A rock band in there?»

We do what we want

We ain’t got no fear

Whoa, got a rock band here

Let’s get leather pants

We’ll grow our hair long and never wash it

And the ladies will all flock to us

'Cause they can see that we got big units

We’ll be real cool, man

We’ll be indoors and we’ll wear sunglasses

All the other bands’ll fucking' hate us

'Cause we steal all the record labels

You can knock on our door

We’re not gonna care

Say, «Whaddaya got?

A rock band in there?»

We do what we want

We ain’t got no fear

Whoa, got a rock band here

Got a rock band here x3