Mt. Alb - Pkew Pkew Pkew

My parents' liquor cabinet’s never what it seemed

All the clears are water

The browns are all iced tea

There’s only one thing is this town on which you can depend

Oh, but your brother’s I.D.

failed us again

Who’s gonna come up with a better plan?

If we let you keep the change

Will you buy a bottle for me and my friends?

On the edge of town when we were kids

And the liquor store clerk didn’t know our parents

And they’d always fall for it

Yeah, they’d mostly fall for it

Hoped like hell they’d fall for it

At some point some guy falls for it

And then we get drunk in someone’s basement

Getting drunk in somebody’s basement

I kind of miss being underage wasted

Getting drunk in somebody’s basement

Nothing to do so I guess I’m staying

Getting drunk in somebody’s basement

I really miss being underage wasted

Getting drunk in somebody’s basement

Nothing to do so I guess I’m staying

Fucked up til I fuck off

Fucked up til I fuck off

Fucked up til I fuck off

Fucked up until I fuck right off