Adult Party - Pkew Pkew Pkew

Nobody shakes hands anymore

It’s all hugging

I don’t make much but I still make something

I bought you guys a bottle of wine

But it’s not the costs-more-than-six-dollars kind

Don’t thank me for those twelve beers 'cause they’re mine

I’ll be nice and not say what I think

And I hope no one notices how much I drink at the

Adult party

Eight to twelve-thirty

Split a six pack and get to bed early

«It's nice to see you»

That’s all I said

There’s a coat pile on the bed and there’s three dips in the spread

When I say these people ain’t my kind

I’m drinking more than everyone here combined

I lose on purpose every time we play

'Cause I love the penalties in your drinking games

Maybe that’s a problem

But, hey, I’m fine

I’ll be nice and not say what I think

And I’m starting to care less if they see what I drink at the

Adult party

Eight to twelve-thirty

Split a six-pack and get to bed early

«It's nice to see you»

That’s all I said

Looked you dead in the eyes with a snap-brim on your head

And I stopped thinking

And then I said

«Rich kids, go fuck yourselves»

If there’s some in the audience

Go somewhere else

Rich kids

Go fuck yourselves

Rich kids

Go fuck yourselves

If there’s some in the audience

Go somewhere else

Rich kids

Go fuck yourselves

Facebook invite to your condo

Lots confirm but many don’t show

You fucking young professionals

Your dad still pays your phone bills

Davisville

Business cajsz

Gastropubs and recent grads

I don’t know what the fuck the point is

I’m better off just staying in

I’ll be nice and not say what I think

And I don’t give a shit if they see what I drink at the

Adult party

Eight to twelve-thirty

Split a six-pack and get to bed early

It’s nice to see you

But right as I left

Spilled the rest of my beer on the coat pile on the bed

Nobody shakes hands anymore

It’s all hugging