Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole - The Soft Boys

Here come my baby

She pretty good

She pretty useful

Just like she should

Just

Want

To

Tell

You

THAT!

She the one I love

I put her on the stove

She simmer and simmer all day long

I cut meat and I sing my song

It go wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep a hole ding dong

Wey Wey Hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep a hole ding dong

Alright!

Buy my baby a piece of cheese

Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese

She’ll eat anything that isn’t diseased

Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese

Here she come sliding down the roof

Hey wey slide way day woof woof!

She not heavy man, and that’s the proof

Hey wey slide way day woof woof!

She my baby, she all right

Keep me fairly warm at night

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong

I got a dog with the legs of black

He got an aerial strapped to his back

He work by remote control

I sent him down to the water hole

I sent him to get my baby back

Dog come home and eat some coal

He say, «Master, she all full of holes»

I say, «More than usual?»

Dog say, «Yeah.»

I say, «Never you mind, just bring her here

D’you hear me hear me?

Bring her here

D’you hear me hear me?

Bring her here

D’you hear me hear me?

Bring her here.»

There go my dog with the legs of black

Gonna get my baby back

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Mmm, this one

Slow coagulating of luscious jam

Here she come rollin' up the creek

Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak

I fill her up but she start to leak

Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak

Police come with a laser gun

Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun

Burn my dog and away they run

Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun

Took my baby off for analysis

They conclude that she got paralysis

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah

Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Play it to me dismally, Kimberley!

Here she come walking down the roof

They conclude that she got dialysis