Return of the Sacred Crab - The Soft Boys

And you saw the crab on the train going home, sure you did

And you saw the crab on the train going home, sure you did

And you saw the crab in the captain’s cab

In the full green jumper and the milky moves

And a horn in hand blew a fanfare sweet

And you knew my love was watching you

And you dug a hole where the moonlight fell, yes I know

And you dug a hole where the moonlight fell, yes I know

Oh, you dug a hole where the moonlight fell

And you knew the crab 'cause you knew its shell

And a twisted dog blew a hungry gut

And you knew my love was nudging you

Mmm

You need suggestions

You move as one

You tell your baby

'Let's have some fun'

Your baby’s Gladys

She move like a worm

You say, 'That's alright

Baby, just don’t squirm'

She keeps on moving 'til the firemen come

Then you put the firemen under your thumbs

Under your thumbs

And it blew their minds when they learned the facts, sure it did

And it blew their minds when they learned the facts, sure it did

And it blew their minds when they learned the facts

And they chased us 'round with a rubber axe

And the brainless king chewed his fingers off

And you knew my love was walking home

Walk it home, Kimberley

Don’t bring it back in