Piggy in the Middle - The Rutles

I know you know what you know

But you should know by now that you’re not me Talk about a month of Sundays

Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see

Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)

The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)

Piggy in the middle (whooo!)

Do a poo poo

Bible punching heavyweight

Evangelistic boxing kangaroo

Orangutan and anaconda

Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too

Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)

The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)

Piggy in the middle (whooo!)

Do a poo poo

tekraaam ot tnew eiggip elttil siht

One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah

They say revolution’s in the air

I’m dancing in my underwear

'Cause I don’t care

Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)

The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)

Piggy in the middle (whooo!)

Do a poo poo

Do a poo poo

oink oink

Walkie-talkie man says «‘ello, ‘ello, ‘ello,»

With his ballerina boots you can tell he’s always on his toes

Hanging from a Christmas tree

Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin' up my nose

Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)

The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)

Piggy in the middle (whooo!)

Do a poo poo

A poo poo

Poo

.piggy had roast beef

and this little piggy had none

This little piggy went WOOOOOOO!

…all the way home

This little piggy went to market

And this little piggy stayed home

This little piggy had roast beef

and this little piggy had none

This little piggy went Wooo.

oooo!

All the way home

(oink oink)

Now this little piggy went to market

And this little piggy stayed at home

And This little piggy had roast beef

and this little piggy had none

This little piggy went Woooo!

All the way home, all the way home

Now this little piggy went to market

And this little piggy stayed at home

This little piggy had roast beef!

and this little piggy had none!

Poor Piggy!

This little piggy went…

Ooooooooo