Questionnaire - The Rutles

Hey mister man on the street

Excuse me

Do you have a few moments to spare?

Oh yeah

Don’t worry I’m not trying to sell you anything you wouldn’t want

I’m just a questionnaire

Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo

Do you think it’s crunchy, half-crunchy or not crunchy at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box

There’s nothing to it

Yes no don’t know I don’t care

I’m only a questionnaire

Only a questionnaire

Please mister man on the street

Believe me

I’m only doing my job and I need to know

Oh oh ho

Everything about you

Take it easy all you gotta do is answer yes or no

Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea

Do you think there’s one true god, a false god or

No god at all?

(no god at aaaaaaaall)

Put a tick in the appropriate box

There’s nothing to it

Yes no don’t know I don’t care

I’m only a questionnaire

Yes no don’t know I don’t care

I’m only a questionnaire

Only a questionnaire

Now can ya

Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun

Do you think it’s crazy, half-crazy or not crazy at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box…