The Angel In The Christmas Play - Spike Jones, The City Slickers

Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy’s hat\nThen I painted stripes down the family cat\nBroke two teeth only yesterday\nI’m the angel in the Christmas play\nIn department stores, 'do it just because\nPull the whiskers off of the San-tee Claus\nBite his leg, then I get away\nI’m the angel in the Chrismas play\nDaddy laughs, he bends in half\nWhen I wear angel hair\nBut wait until he takes a spill\nOn halos on the stairs\nWell I gotta go before the mailman stops\nAnd he feels that glue in the letter box\nSee you all when it’s Christmas day\nI’m the angel in the Christmas play\nI put on my angel gown\nAnd oh did momma laugh\nShe didn’t guess it was her best dress…\nThe one I tore in half\nOn the roof today, gave 'em all a scare\nI put on my wings, tried to fly thru air\nHope that lump’s gonna go away\nI’m the angel in the Christmas play\nI’m the angel in the Christmas play