The Blue Danube - Spike Jones

All the years have come, and the years have gone

But the oft told tale is not true

For of all the things the Danube is

The Danube is not blue

The Danube is green

What’s more it ain’t clean

It’s green as a bean

It ain’t not serene

And though the blueberry looks a little purple

And though your maple syrup looks a little murple

Don’t believe what you have heard or you have saw

Oh the Danube isn’t blue, it’s green

Oh, the Danube is green as the grass in the spring

It’s as green as the dollar you spend on a fling

It’s as green as the paint that you put on the screen

Oh the blue of the Danube is greener than green

The Danube isn’t blue (Am I blue? No!)

The Danube has another hue (Who? Me? You!)

It’s time we all came clean, (B.O.)

'Cause the Danube isn’t blue, it’s green