(I'm The) Angel in the Christmas Play - Spike Jones

Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy’s hat

Then I painted stripes down the family cat

Broke two teeth only yesterday

I’m the angel in the Christmas play

In department stores, 'do it just because

Pull the whiskers off of the San-tee Claus

Bite his leg, then I get away

I’m the angel in the Chrismas play

Daddy laughs, he bends in half

When I wear angel hair

But wait until he takes a spill

On halos on the stairs

Well I gotta go before the mailman stops

And he feels that glue in the letter box

See you all when it’s Christmas day

I’m the angel in the Christmas play

I put on my angel gown

And oh did momma laugh

She didn’t guess it was her best dress…

The one I tore in half

On the roof today, gave 'em all a scare

I put on my wings, tried to fly thru air

Hope that lump’s gonna go away

I’m the angel in the Christmas play

I’m the angel in the Christmas play