Hole in My Shoe - Neil

Hello, shoes

I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to stand on you again

Oh, wow!

What a horrible dream I just had!

I looked in the sky

Where an elephant’s eye

Was looking at me

From a bubblegum tree

And all that I knew was

The hole in my shoe which

Was letting in water

(Letting in water)

Letting in water

Oh, no

What a really heavy bummer

I walked through a field

That just wasn’t real

With one hundred tin soldiers

That stood at my shoulder

(Fascists)

And all that I knew was

The hole in my shoe which

Was letting in water

(Letting in water)

Letting in water

Oh, no

What’s happening

I climbed on the back of a giant anchovy

And flew off through a gap in the clouds

To a land where music was playing

Incredibly loudly

And everyone was really happy

And having a really good time

Except me

I started to fall

And suddenly woke

And the dew on the grass

Had soaked through my coat

And all that I knew was

The hole in my shoe which

Was letting in water

(Letting in water)

Letting in water

Oh, what an amazingly beautiful vibe

I think I’m gonna get in the bath with my shoes on

'Cause, like, it won’t make any difference, right

Oh, wow!

Hey, I feel like I’m just, like, floating

Is anyone lighting a Joss stick?

I must be a pretty amazing guy, right

To have dreamed all this

Maybe it’s 'cause I ate all that cheese I found

Under the cooker

Oh no, hang on

Oh, I must be back in reality again

Oh no, look at all that washing up

Heavy

Oh no, the plughole’s bunged up with cornflakes

I wonder why they don’t make whole-meal cornflakes

Oh no, Dennis Moore’s delivered more lupins