Rhinoceros - Juliana Hatfield

He climbs on top in the dark

And pushes your legs apart

You grit your teeth try not to breathe

Because he reeks of rotting meat

He’s crushing you, he’s fucking huge

His thick tongue slobbers across your face

You wouldn’t call it a warm embrace

It’s like being on a waterboard

Sometimes you feel like such a whore

Just close your eyes, try not to cry

Give it up for the rhinoceros

Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

Her name’s Melania

She’s from slovenia

An illegal immigrant

He paid to sneak her in

He likes them young, and compliant

He rolls over and off of you

And he lumbers across the room

You go to the gilded bidet

To wash the shit away

Just close your eyes, honey, and try not to cry

Gve it up for the rhinoceros

Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

This is a golden age

When anyone can get away with almost anything

But be careful what you say

Everyone is watching you

And nobody cares about the truth

Give it up

For the rhinoceros

Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

America

Give it up for the rhinoceros, america

Guess who’s getting fucked

By the rhinoceros