Houseboy - Juliana Hatfield

Could you go to the grocery store?

I need pop tarts and orange soda

You can drive the Mercedes

If you say pretty please

You can sleep in my bed tonight

But you better not have dirty feet

And I don’t like talking after I fool around

I just like to sleep

Could you go to the drug store?

I need Advil and Robitussin and condoms

Take out the trash, give the dog a bath

Do the dishes and fix the leak in the kitchen

Little white boy, would you be my slave?

Little white boy, would you be my slave?

Little white boy, would you be my slave?

Little white boy, would you be my slave?

Little white boy, you make a great slave

Little white boy, you make a great slave