Which One of You is from Cwmbran - Goldie Lookin Chain

In every crowd on every data base

Theres always someone from this place

You could be in a queue or on the face of the sun

But I guarantee theres always at least one

Not like Highlander theres loads and loads

Spreading out unnoticed and the population grows

You already seen at least one today

So when you see a group of people simply say

Which one of you is from Cwmbran

Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could be in New York or Kazakhstan

But theres always someone from Cwmbran

Down the south of Spain topping up my tan

Who should I see a bloke from Cwmbran

Im in the North Pole and what do you know

I see my mate Steve from the valley of the crow

On a photographic tour of Cuba

I met bloke from Cwmbran who drives and Uber

I was in LA complaining about the smog

I met a loverly couple from Croesyceiliog

Which one of you is from Cwmbran

Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could be in New York or Kazakhstan

But theres always someone from Cwmbran

I watched a film that was shown in Cann

And I bought pop corn from a bloke from Cwmbran

Went and saw the pyramids just for a thrill

And the tour guid said he was from Thornhill

Kissed a girl in Crete just because

She wasn’t from Cwmbran but her mother was

New York Paris Kazakhstan

Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could go to Buckingham Palace to the changing of the guard

With all them soldiers and their helmets what are really fucking hard

From Egypt to the pyramids to bull fighting in Spain

Your guaranteed to come across bloke who’s name is Carl or Dane

He’s roughly thirty seven and working on the bins

Or possibly a priest absolving you of all your fucking sins

But when you get to talking to him in the way you can

He’ll simply say… I’m from Cwmbran

One in every one thousand people is from Cwmbran

Thats a fact I seen it on the internet

Which one of you is from Cwmbran

Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could be in New York or Kazakhstan

But theres always someone from Cwmbran

I was hanging out in London just near barking

Overheard someone talking about the free parking

When I spun round to take a look at the man

Turned out it was a bloke that I knew from Cwmbran

Outstanding when I’m rocking round the world

Meeting up with so many guys and girls

In every country that people come up to me

I meet a Cwmbranastani as a guarantee

It’s like a dog with a bone it’s like a home from home

Seems the whole wild world is a Cwmbran zone

You can be in Magaluf off your head on a pill

There’ll be some one there who works for Torfaen council

Yous half brother Steve and his half cousin Stan

Ive heard they both come from Llantarnam

New York London Paris Japan

Even my missus comes from Cwmbran

She’s wicked my missis she’s well lush

Loves you love innit

She loves the pink wine

She gets on it with me on a Tuesday

Big up to Cwmbran

Which one of you is from Cwmbran

Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could be in New York or Kazakhstan

But theres always someone from Cwmbran

Big ups to the Cwmbran Stadium massive

Wicked