West Side - Goldie Lookin Chain

Get down there as fast as you can

Down the M4 past Carmarthen

Off the coast you might see an angle shark

And you could ride roller coster at Oakwood Park

Have some welsh rarebit or lamb Cawl

Or go on a walk to a nice waterfall

I don’t mean to boast but have you seen the coast

Barafundle is the beach people seem to like the most

West side you can hang around the woods

Or sample a wide range of fucking homemade goods

Bara brith cup of tea and a spliff

Or hang around Tenby you can walk along a cliff

Bird spotting now you really got me itching

Technically it’s known to the pros as twitching

Don’t fret if you think that’s slack

Get down to Pembroke and fucking hire a kayak

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

Way out west where the sun is blazing

Eating laver bread coz I got the craving

It’s so safe out of harms reach

They even got a full licensed nudest beach

West Wales lush for a walk

If your a vegetarian or a lover of pork

Go to Broad Haven or St Brides

If your swimming in the sea mind the tides

On Caldey island you’ll have a great time

Getting drunk with the monks on communion wine

I’ll tell the world it’s where I want o reside

I messaged Snoop Dogg but he never replied

A coz he’s like west side isn’t he

It’s a different west side

Bet he’d love a weekend down Llangrannog

Or Tresaith or something

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

Imagine him and Dr Dre going in the rock pools

He’d have a wicked time

Both picturesque and full of charm

Come and spend the day hanging out in Laugharne

Where Bob Dylan ha d a shed

Or you can always go and visit Fishguard instead

Go to Pendine drive as fast as you can

Or just sit on the beach and get a tan

Great Wall of China or the Inca trails

No thanks cart I’m off to West Wales

I’m gonna tell you straight your a massive ass hole

If you never get to see Pembroke castle

Go west on holiday Fresh Water East is a great place to stay

If you like spicy food don’t worry

There’s loads of places you can get a hot curry

If you want a McFlurry don’t get stressed

Theres’s a drive through McDonalds in Haverfordwest

Buys some Welsh cheese or Welsh cakes

Get down West Wales for fucks sakes

Two weeks in the summer in a static

Down West Wales listening to Illmatic

So get down West Wales today

And take your nan on a holiday

Sipping on Gin and juice down the Parrog in Newport

Snoop Dogg Dr Dre um can’t think of any of their songs now

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

This one goes out the the west side

All my ffrindiau eating bara brith

This one goes out the the west side

All the way round to Aberystwyth

That Snoop Dogg’s wicked he loves smoking weed he does

Wicked

He loves the chronic

He loves the crack pipe he does

Chronic

On it what

Chronic

Chronic I got I can’t hear you over this I got the fucking earphones on I can’t

hear nothing…

Are you still taping