(We Hate) Youth and Beauty - Dirty Sanchez

Youth and beauty is so overrated

News flash honey, you are hated

So lets raise our glasses and make a toast

I hate alot of people but I hate you the most

(course)

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

I’m not just old I am old school

Gay is finally so uncool

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

When everyone’s best friend’s a queer, its got to mean the end is near

I hate youth and beauty

So go get a fohawk and shake your booty

Act like a robot, Act like a hetero

Its all been done, everythings retro

(course)

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

I’m not just old I am old school

Gay is finally so uncool

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

When everyone’s best friend’s a queer its got to mean the end is near

Lets get one thing perfectly straight

You’re the kind of idiot that I hate

YOu whine and pout

And you like No Doubt

I’ll give ya something to cry about

Youth and beauty is just plain boring

Drinking, and smoking, humping, and whoring

I’ve got a secret that I want you to keep

Youth and beauty just put me to sleep

(course)

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

I’m not just old I’m old school

Gay is finally so uncool

I can’t believe that I survived

I can’t believe I’m still alive

When everyone’s best friend’s a queer its got to mean the end is near

Starbusrts, Kit kat, good and plenty

Some crazy stuff under 20

Gitchy porn read, and kinda nerdy

Some smart stuff under 30

Onion shorts, eyes are sporty

Some light hot stuff under 40

But bald and fat’s what I find nifty

So give me old stuff over 50

We hate youth and beauty (x7)

We’re gonna kill ya

If you’re young and beautiful