Asymmetric - Dirty Sanchez

We’re anti-symmetric

We hate it

We’ve made up our minds

We won’t even debate it

1, 3, or 5, but not 2 or 4

So do it, do it, don’t talk anymore

Odd is our god

So keep it uneven

Our talent’s imbalance

It’s what we believe in

You like what you’re hearing

So take off one earring

You like what we say

So do it our way

Asymmetric

Asymmetric

We’re anti-symmetric despise it

Don’t question what we think

And don’t analyze it

1, 3, or 5

But not 2 or 4

And we shall discuss it no more

Odd is our god

We hate what is even

Our talent’s imbalance

It’s what we believe in

There’s no us or them

No we only you

We’re all born alone

And we die that way too

Asymmetric

Asymmetric

If your brand of fashion

Is lacking in passion

What you could achieve by removing one sleeve

The same goes for hair

So sit down in the chair

Let one of your eyes hide

And cut only one side

Nature is boring

It has to be battled

Cages for storing us have to be rattled

Delete all the 2's from the language you use

And join our new movement for social improvement

Asymmetric

Asymmetric

Asymmetric

Asymmetric

1, 3, or 5

1, 3, or 5

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

We’re asymmetrical

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Asymmetrical

Asymmetrical

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