Get Your Ass Out Of My House - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Amy Hill

My son, my beautiful child

You’ve brought me joy, you’ve made me smile

But now that you’re grown and you’re a man

Why are you still here?

I don’t understand

It’s time to get your ass out of my house

I don’t care where you go

I just want you to know

You’ve got to get your ass out of my house

Seriously

Why do you still live with me?

Year after year

You’re always here

So let me be clear

I want you to disappear

Just in case you had any doubt

It’s time to get your ass out

(Spoken interlude)

Okay, I get it.

I should have packed up the closet.

You’re right.

You’re totally right.

You don’t have to keep singing

My son, perhaps that was mean

But I think you should know how frustrated I’ve been

That Dad and I can’t have sex as loud as we want

So follow along with this highlighted font

And please just get your ass out of my house

'Cause I’m not in the mood

To keep on buying your food

Good God, just get your ass out of my house

My church friends think it’s a shame

They say my son is so lame

(Spoken)

What’s up with the random rowboats?

(Song)

You can sleep in the park

You can sleep on a bus

You can live anywhere

As long as it’s not with us

Thanks to your feet, this house smells like sauerkraut

So my dear child, get your ass out