Please Jesus, Send Me Someone To Fuck - All Leather

Did you just climb thee golden staircase

To climb a leafless tree

And in route I heard that you went

To a goats house looking for wool

Where everyone one broke out into

Asshole cattle ticks soaked in slobber

And were you wearing a dead mans sneakers

All dressed up like some dick licker

Cop hung on a cross

A crap artist right up crap creek

Dick licking cop hanging on a cross

Taking a crap right in crap creek

Do you fall down a random staircase

Hang in a tree dead and in route

I heard that you would too

Cupid’s alley wanting cupcakes

Crooked as a horny ugly goat

Heard you fucked up all your wet dreams

Being a corpse half ass provider

Dick licking cop, wet but don’t spit

Hung on a cross, lick that shit

Taking a crap now you can spit in crap creek

Plop, plop, plop, plop

Dick licking cop, wet but don’t spit

Hung on a cross, lick that shit

Taking a crap now you can spit in crap creek

Plop, plop, plop, plop