Dear Mother Nature, Drop Dead - All Leather

I got a dusty

Answer when I got

Home with the bad milk

And entered on the ground floor

My ass was in a

Sling and my diaper

Was soak n' wet and

I had a broken tail

But I still stood

On my hind legs

While everyone stood there

On all four feet

And while they were

Trying to learn the

Length of their big feet

I slipped on a double chin

Right on its loose skin but

Hung out by the nose and

Heard your moms left deaf ear tear her panty hose

While slurring all her spoken faux

Huh?

I can’t hear you!

Everyone got perms

And all I got was

A flying fuck and I didn’t really care

Lick those big feet

With the rough side

Of that tongue and

Watch out for the backbite