Split Dick -

Split dick…

Once, you were one see… But now

You are two… eeewe!

Once, it was a jiffy, but now

You are 2 HB… see?

Split dick… You are a split dick

You need a split dick

You have a split dick!

Now, there’s no reversing…

Just one cut…

Above your left nut

Ow!

What a nice trick!

Look at you, you’ve got a split dick!

Split dick… It’s now a split dick

You have a split dick

You are a split dick!

Now… For a lifetime…

You stand… With what you’ve done…

Pin it to your tits…

Split dick… You are a split dick!

Split dick!