She Came - Workshop

When she was twenty five

They married her off in style

Lots of pomp and fanfare

She didn’t know the groom but she saw him there

He seemed like a nice guy

It looked like life would be alright

Whiskey, wine and party all night

She was scared about the wedding night

And she saw him there…

Dressed in his birthday suit

She did stare

All five foot four inches of him was there

He was like a garden

Covered in harir

Face like a man

Body like a bear

And she prepared…

He couldn’t get it up and they tried all night

She was ready to fight for her right

Lapdance, striptease, dirty deeds

She was a woman and she had needs

Yes she had needs

Yes she had needs

And so life went on

Eventually they got it on

Had two kids and a family life

But pleasure it was sacrificed

Her nightstand with a vibrator

Just couldn’t satiate her

She dreamed of dongs and of King Kong

She longed for a real man

Then one day he came

Moved into the house next door

She checked him out and he walked about

Like a lioness stalks her prey

She longed for his touch

Skin on skin

When your husband doesn’t care

Is it really a sin?

She couldn’t wait no more

She went to the house next door

She showed some skin and reeled him in

And made love on the floor

Like wildebeests they mated

Like dogs and cats and wild boars

The screams are getting louder

She’s screaming «oh my lord!»

The problem really is with society at large

Orthodox, ignorant and dumb

Marital age is just one big farce

Sell her off before she’s too old

Like fruit ripens, women do too

She was born to be married

When they pass the age

They are like spoilt fruit

When she comes it’s like a flood breaks

When she comes there’s no escape

When she comes it’s a burning desire

Quench her thirst and douse the fire

And she’s just a woman with normal desires

That we call horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

When she comes it’s like a flood breaks

When she comes there’s no escape

When she comes she’s pulling hair

When she’s done there’s no one there

And she sees that she’s all alone

And lying naked on the bed