January Twenty Something - WHY?

If you called, and i didn’t answer

There’s a chance i’ll get back to you

But if you’re bald, fat, and go where my pants were

Then you know i’m breeding for two

January twenty something, let 'em line up and slide away

Someone dialed up my line today

This song was a fever-dream

First new year’s greeting on my answering machine

A suicide note from my late-teens

Put to this melody

And now my bike tire’s flat

I must have ran over some glass, in the dark

Or it mighta got slashed

Cause i was messing around with someone’s, ex-girlfriend, again

January twenty something

Let 'em line up and slide away