TV Beatdown - Whitewoods

Just forget it, okay?

Let’s do the assignment!

Charles, you can trust me, I swear!

No!

I don’t care if you swear on your mother’s life!

…My mother is not alive

OH!

(assorted shocked noises & light applause)

…Mine's not alive, either

Ooooh!

Look, the truth is, my dad does hit me sometimes, but it’s my own fault for

ticking him off (深情有几深

也许似海 到今宵懒得估计)

(laughter) (只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓)

Boy, did he clobber me last week

You mean… when you came into school with that black eye, and said you ran

into a door?

(痴情有几痴)

Yeah.

A door named Dad (懒得去数我手指 半生一世

只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜)

(stronger laughter)

And how are you doing, little partner?

Fine, and it’s «little visitor» now

(light laughter)

«Usdi adadamdvhidohi» is how you say it in Cherokee

Oh, well, pardon my French, but I’ll be damned

…Walker told me I have AIDS

(laughter & applause)

深情有几深

也许似海 到今宵懒得估计

只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓

痴情有几痴

懒得去数我手指 半生一世

只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜