Don't Be a Cyberbully - MC Lars, Wheatus

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

It’s never okay to post rumors or threats

To spread lies about your peers, or send harassing texts

Impersonating people, sharing private information

Photoshopping pictures, to cause humiliation

Cracking someone’s password, or hacking their account

Stealing people’s credit cards and charging large amounts

These things are illegal, you might end up in prison

Don’t Snapchat while you drive, it might impair your vision

Don’t be a grumpy grouch or a misanthropic chump

Say nice things on the internet, don’t be like Donald Trump

Politics on Facebook can be so polarizing

When friends and families start to post opinions so surprising

(Don't enter the flame wars!) You can always close the screen

Go out for a walk instead of being mean

When it comes to online etiquette take Ash and my advice

Don’t talk that trash on YouTube just because you hate your life!

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

When I was just a little girl my daddy told me

«A bully is a kid who takes your lunch money»

Looking at my screen I miss the good ol' days

When you could see a bully coming, and walk the other way (bye!)

We’re living in a world where we’re ethically connected

To mean tweets, live feeds, rude comments on Reddit

We could all be nicer, I think we’re well aware

So I’ve developed a list of kind things you might share

A selfie of you hanging with your grandparent

A status about how a seed grows when you plant it

Beautiful landscapes, sunset photos

Water refracting light twice, double rainbows

Chihuahuas in tutus dancing on their hind legs

A mountain lion and a dolphin making friends?

First Sunday of May, a nice shout out to your mother

College ball half court buckets at the buzzer

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

Lorraine had strong opinions on the Second Amendment

And anyone who disagreed with her she unfriended

With every single click she felt like a hero

Till she woke up one day and her friend count was zero

Back in '04, there was a really mean blog

Written by girls who hated Katie’s songs

Ten years later, they couldn’t get tickets

Her show at the garden sold in two minutes

Sam was from LA, trolling every day

Telling girls on Instagram that they should watch their weight

Drinking Mountain Dew as he crafted every post

Till he gained a thousand pounds, and couldn’t leave his home

When we hear the word troll we think mean and unstable

Not cute plastic dolls, with jewels in their navels

Zenophobic tweets, or racist Pepe memes

Are not what Lars and me, want to see up on our feeds

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

A good friend is what you might find

You’ve gotta be kind, to people online

(Don't be a, don’t be a, don’t be a cyberbully)