Hot Tub Blues - We Are Smug, Darren Hayes

I woke up late, my sorrows didn’t drown

I need me a drink but it’s a thirty-minute drive into town

Got good neighbours, playing that song

I’m doing the housework;

I’m cleaning up but nothing on

It’s hotter than hell in a nuclear sky

I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

The back of my throat is like an ice tray

I need me some liquor, some vodka and Ocean Spray

It’s hotter than hell, a nuclear sky

I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

Beer and guns

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

Beer and guns

Jump in my truck, head for Wal-mart

To get me a gun, something to eat with jalapenos on

I got me a job but I don’t like the work

I can’t get laid, but some fooling around couldn’t really hurt

Palm Springs or maybe Wigwam

I sit in a hot tub, and get me some happy on

Stopped by a cop and asked for ID

He said «Stick to the limit.»

I said «Bitch, I can’t hardly read»

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

I got beer and guns

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

I got beer and guns

(She's got hot tub blues

Red hot shoes

Need for some fun

Beer and guns

She’s got hot tub blues

Red hot shoes

Need for some fun

Beer and guns)

Ma’am, I’m gonna need to see some ID.

Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to step out of

the vehicle.

Ma’am, I need you to put the bottle down.

Ma’am?

Ma’am?

Ma’am, I’m gonna need to —

Hotter than hell in a nuclear sky

I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

It’s hotter than hell in a nuclear sky

I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

Beer and guns

I got hot tub blues

I got red hot shoes

I got need for some fun

I got beer and guns

(She's got hot tub blues

Red hot shoes

Need for some fun

Beer and guns

She’s got hot tub blues

Red hot shoes

Need for some fun

Beer and guns)