Seizure Boy - Watsky

The first thing that happens is the world goes black

You just hear a little snap when your neck rolls back

You don’t bite your tongue off or foam at the lips

But before you hit the ground there’s a moment of bliss

It’s like toking a spliff, it’s like shedding your skin

It’s better than the best train wreck there’s even been

You have to let it in, as much as it’s upsetting

To wake up with bruises you don’t remember getting

You don’t remember how the hell you ended up indoors

You don’t remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts

In front of Amanda, the girl you’re after

Who already thought you were a fucking disaster

It’s not like a last will, it’s making me laugh

Unless you get your next one while you’re taking a bath

I’m seizing the mic fast at middle school dances

I’m done being seized and I’m seizing my chances

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

Maybe true

I got baby blues

You got navy blues

Paid your dues

Name the tune

Name a hue:

What shade are you?

I see Purple People Eaters more than world leaders

And I’ve jumped a couple hurtles, burned some sneakers through the meters

(copacetic)

Please, get the medic

Let it breathe

And I’ll be the baddest motherfucking epileptic I can be

I would grieve

Asking why’s it me sleeping in the ER with an IV in my arm and my V card

hurting saying, «God fuck if I’ma die a virgin»

I’ma grab the first nurse working, flirt and draw the curtain

So who’s perkin Doctor Phil’s Pills

Tyler Durden Still ill

Thrillville, Uma Thurman hurting in the Kill Bills

This is to my sick kids

Time to flip this shit

Depakote, Adderall, Ritalin, pixie stix

I don’t give a fuck what you ridin' to the setting sun

Use it as a weapon when it’s said and done

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

Say that I’m crazy or call it a pitfall

I’ll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall

It’s pinball hitting the limit to smash that glass

Taking a minute to sit in the whip and then I’m gonna mash on gas

'Cause I’ll be crashing that impasse with fat ass syntax

Skinny motherfucker off a bucket of Slimfast

You ever had a Gran Mal seizure in gym class?

Had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps

Fed up and we’ve all been better but I’m set to step up

Never let up 'cause the fall is just the setup now to get up

Regret’ll never get the better of me with a sawed off

When I’m having trouble talking someone knocks my writer’s block off

If my eyes glaze and my knees drift south

And you ever think to stick a credit card in my mouth

I take Mastercard and Visa for my risk rewards

I’m not biting my tongue, why don’t you bite yours?

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

I said, «It's all too much»

And if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch