The Silencers (From "The Silencers") - Vikki Carr

Oh a gun can be a .22

Or a .38 and it will silence you

Dear sir, that is a silencer

But if you should see a lady

Who has the kind of waist that measures 22

And she’s 38 where it is great to measure 38

Dear sir, she is a silencer

Dear sir, I’m her

I don’t use a knife, don’t need a gun

My equipment is a lot more deadly, son

Dear sir, I am a silencer

And if you’re a man not made of wood

When I flip my hips, I’ll quiet you for good

Let me brush your lips and crush your lips

And nicely hush your lips

Dear sir, I am a silencer

Dear sir, don’t stir, don’t move, relax

Loosen your tie

Turn out the light

Take of your shoes

Don’t fight

Lean back

Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax

Dear Sir!