Crack Lab In My Basement - Quincy Punx - V/A - Liberation Records, Quincy Punx

I’ve got a cracklab in my basement

I’m a shining example of a junior acheivement

Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set

Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get

I’ve got a cracklab in my basement

Please don’t tell my mommy on me

I’ve got a cracklab in my basement

Every kid needs a hobby

I’m the only kid on my block with an uzi

All the other fourth graders are jealous of me

I’ll be a millionaire by the time I’m thirteen

I’m a perfect example of an American dream

My parents are dumb they’ll never suspect

And if they do I’ll just tell em its a science fair project

My cub scout troop does the distribution

And I’m thinking of expanding into prostitution

You mix it up, You cook it down

You serve it up out on the playground

Crack Lab