Split Personality - UTFO

You know I got five people inside of me

Tryin' to take control my body

I know they’re there, without a doubt

'Cause every once in a while, they’ll all speak out, like

What is it?

What can it be?

Get wizz it, get bizzy

Don’t laugh 'cause I can’t control it

I try my best to hold it and hold it

But, you see, they got the best of me

Hon, hon, poo, poo, merci, oui, oui

I wish they’d leave me alone, and then I’ll be free

Ah, Doctor Ice, so sorry

I be fightin' with my boy, ya can’t control me

'Cause I truly admire 'im, that’s what my father told me

Be careful what me make the young girl bawl

So spar with me, I don’t spar at all

Yo, it’s gettin' crazy, it’s gettin' outta hand

Five personalities is more than I can stand

But, uh, bear with me until it’s gone

Uh oh, I feel another one coming on

What’s up, party people in the place to be

My name is Miguel, chief rocker MC

I’m chillin' in the to be, zhu know

And to you sweet young ladies, beso

Tu eres linda y quero sabra tu nombre

Para

Para mi Pariso

Uh, check it out, ya know

See I could be a married man with a beautiful wife

But, then again, I’m living the (hoh, hoh, hoh, but it’s just so ridiculous)

life

Split personality, split personality

I can’t control my split personality

Split personality, split personality

I can’t control my split personality

Well, I’m a singer, a dancer, a rapper, too

I could do anything that anybody could do

I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf

Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself

To do this, you must have a strong mentality

In other words, gotta have a split personality

And matter of fact, to be exact

Come to think about it, I’m somewhat like that

'Cause a split personality goes and comes

Like two people trapped inside of one

One’s a nice person, the other is not

One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot

One minute you’re in my arm and I’m feeling you around

Then before you know it, baby, I’m beatin' you down

The I’d say sorry and together we cry

Then I’d look you in your face, and spit in your eye

Then I’d snatch a baby’s lollipop, but then give it back

Smile at his mother before I get slapped

Help an old lady across the street

Then I’d trip the crab by sticking out my feet

But then I’d pick her up before she dirties her dress

And charge her five dollars for all that mess

First a softy, a bully, then hard again

So, baby, please tell me when will this end?

I used to get high, but now my system is dry

I used to tell the truth, but now I lie

As the girls go by, I used to say «Hi»

But now I dis 'em, with no reply

I know I ain’t right, but that’s the way that I am

Excuse me, if ya might, but I don’t give a damn

'Cause I try to be polite, but sometimes I miss

And get rude, and say things like this

Hey, you!

Yo, I’m talkin' to you, black!

Are you stupid, or were you born like that?

Come on, give me an answer, not three million

In fact, SHUT UP, how dare you voice your opinion

You skeezer snatcher, big disease catcher

Gonna, gonna, get 'cha

Get 'cha, get 'cha, got 'cha

Don’t blame it on your father, you told me that ya love 'im

Blame it on your mothers, all five of 'em

From what I see, ya got a problem, man

Comprende, capiche, caput, understand?

If you were smart, you’d probably do this instead

Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head

Then I’d apologize with a sweet apology

It’s not my fault, it’s the person inside of me

Split personality, split personality

I can’t control my split personality

Split personality, split personality

I can’t control my split personality