Train Enthusiast Enthusiast - Tom Rosenthal

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

I would happily scroll through a thousand cats

Just to see you there by some random old tracks

I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole

Just to stumble across your beautiful

Face so pure all the angels can rest

And I simply can’t imagine you having sex

Oh no I shouldn’t have planted that thought in my head

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)

And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)

Boy I would toot

All the tones

Just for you

And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot

I often lie in my bed

Thoughts of your fashion sense

And how you even look good

With a camera on your head

Never thought wheels whizzing by

Could be so emotive

Watching someone

Watch a locomotive

So pure like untrodden snow

Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow

To be honest with you though

I don’t really care about trains

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)

And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)

Boy I would toot

All the tones

Just for you

Oh you might think me rash but I’m a train enthusiast enthusiast

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot

Dick Mabbutt, Class 43's

The limit of my expertise

DRS, HST’s

I only know the name of these because of you

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)

And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)

Boy I would toot

All the tones

Just for you

One day I’ll find something that makes my life go flash

But for now I’m a train enthusiast enthusiast