No. 1 Lowest Common Denominator - Todd Rundgren

On the outside I’m a good boy

Let me inside 'cause I’m full of joy

I don’t wanna shock you but I’m an electric eel, yeah

How’s that make your denominator feel?

Think I’ll surprise her

I can always depend on my great equalizer, yeah

I wanna grind (and grind)

And grind (and grind)

And grind (and grind)

And grind (lose your mind)

I kissed you once but will I kiss you again?

Be certain with sex and you’ll always have friends

Your glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speak

And your mind slips away at the peak

Time stops, the light goes on

A thundering head and no body

Washed up and woke up on the beach

Seaside breakfast, a tender egg on white sand

Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck

Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall

Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver

Burning little holes all the way to the marrow

Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool

All the birds leave turquoise ruts across the velveeta sky

It’s time to scream

I wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator

(Number 1 lowest common denominator)

(Number 1 lowest common denominator)

(Number 1 lowest common denominator)