Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful? - The Waitresses

Hi!

Nice to see ya

C’mon in, c’mon in

Sorry the place is a mess

Need an ashtray?

Drink some coffee, some coffee

I know you’ve been upset

What I mean is

Maybe a part of your problem

Is simply, you were teased

I know what you’d like

But the good stuff promised

Is hard fought and not for free

Get tough, don’t be so patient

Get smart, head up, shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster?

If the «S» on your cape is a little frayed?

What’s a girl to do?

Born to shop?

No!

Pretty victories

What’s a girl to do?

Scream and screw?

No!

Pretty victories

Go out jumpin'

With your dumplin', your dumplin'

Go wheelin' with your pet

Never worry

Even a bit, just a bit

If there’re any good ones left

Use your credit

At the boybank, the boybank

If those you’ve bounced, you’ve broke

Spit out the F-word

Like a shotgun, a shot gun

If they can’t take a joke!

Get tough, don’t be so patient

Get smart, head up, shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster?

If the «S» on your cape is a little frayed?

What’s a girl to do?

Born to shop?

No!

Pretty victories

What’s a girl to do?

Scream and screw?

No!

Pretty victories

Starting to see what I mean?

Nice things

Nice things

Oh oh oh, so many nice things

As your biggest fan I want you to have them

Nice things

Nice things

Oh oh oh, so many nice things

Don’t mean nothing, if they’re dumping

Things that sting on you!

Don’t take that, honey!

Don’t work your buns off

For a fool, for a fool

Who can barely tie his shoes

Don’t answer phone calls

That old boyfriend, old boy friend

Would love to see you lose

You don’t need that!

When your girlfriend, your girlfriend

Falls for all these creeps

Can you tell her?

Take the cure, take the cure

Love is obsolete?

Maybe!

Get tough, don’t be so patient

Get smart, head up, shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster?

If the «S» on your cape is a little frayed?

What’s a girl to do?

Born to shop?

No!

Pretty victories

What’s a girl to do?

Scream and screw?

No!

Pretty victories

What’s a girl to do?

Born to shop?

No!

Pretty victories

What’s a girl to do?

Scream and screw?

No!

Pretty victories

Starting to see what I mean?

Sure, stop by anytime

Will yesterday be better?

I think you’ll do just fine!