Designed By Satan - The Vandals

Talking board — misunderstood

What looked good on paper even looked better on wood

A card game way out of control

Divining what’s to be while tempting fortune with the soul

The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun begins

We stay up late and it’s all great

The Parker Brothers' sin can’t be undone

Designed by Satan

It’s all in fun

Designed by Satan

John Edwards is much to blame

The Renaissance is all but fair, they all bring on the same

When will the dirt bags ever learn?

For every Slayer melody a thousand more will burn

A thousand miles below the floor

Where screams cannot be heard

And those that don’t believe, don’t care, don’t recognize the word,

until he’s won

Let’s review the rules of the game

Innocent flirtation can lead to eternal flames

Why chance it?

Why pick up the deck?

When Chutes N' Ladders kicks much ass and won’t send you to heck

The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun begins

We stay up late and it’s all great

The Parker Brothers sin, can’t be undone