I Can't Stop Farting - The Queers

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer

And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear

My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon

I got a problem and I don’t know what to do…

HELP!

I can’t stop farting (x4)

My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks

I sit and try to take a shit but I’m shit outta luck

Mt sphincter rears it’s ugly head as I clear out the room

I gotta problem and I don’t know what to do…

HELP!

I can’t stop farting…