Santa Bring Your Elves - The Oak Ridge Boys

Dear Santa

Been a long time since ya heard from me

And I wanna speak for every daddy (that) feels the same as me

The times, they are a-changin'

Don’t mean to put you down

But I spend every Christmas Eve lookin' for a part that can’t be found

So Santa bring and elf or three

Toys ain’t what they used to be

No ya gotta have a PHD in mechanical assembly

And I’ll never be able to read instructions in Taiwanese

Since they don’t make the toys themselves and I could use some help

Santa bring along your elves

How 'bout it, whoo

Shouldn’t be so hard for a saint like you

Please Santa

They probably drive you crazy with nothin' to do

You never have to diet with all them mouths around

And I’d gladly feed an army

Instead of spending Christmas with my face in a frown

Yeah, and P. S. send the Boys' regards to Mrs. Claus

And don’t you forget the batteries, thank you

Oh and if you could possibly arrange it

Please send me down some of them magical little dudes

That live in them tiny little bitty igloos

Up there in the middle of the North Pole

When they have nothin' else to do all year long

And help me put these toys together

PLEASE