Hell Of A Hat - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing

It goes real well with the earring

Five through the nose, bold and daring

You’ve got to pardon me if I’m staring

Man, I really dig your shoes

Phat fade and fresh tattoos

Bet the females can’t refuse

And if I’m staring please excuse

Sharpest motherfucker in the joint

The other motherfuckers stop and point

The gear you wear seems complete

Why you gotta pack the heat

We question one accessory

Don’t think the piece is necessary

We agree you’re dressed to kill

But wonder if you will

Hell of a hat you’re sporting Jack

Diamond cuff links and a sweet tie tack

The pocket watch must’ve set you back

You’re the man, man, you’re the mack

The pinstriped number, me oh my, that’s rude

And that’s a hell of an attitude

You made the scene and set the mood

I’m only staring, cause I’m nervous dude

Sharpest motherfucker, we repeat

No other motherfucker can compete

The clothes you chose, are stylish son

Why you gotta wear the gun

We question one accessory

Don’t think the piece is necessary

We agree you’re dressed to kill

But wonder if you will