Look at Your Phone - The Key of Awesome

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yo back in the day

only my rich friends parents had a cellphone

times have changed

now everybody be looking at there phone

ohhhhhhhhhh

now we all be like I got to look at my phone

it’s the most important thing I think I have ever have owned

somebody could fall over

yo this dude is dyin

and you be like shhhh i’m in the middle of facetiming

sometimes I sit and wonder are we really better off?

all obsessed with the light like a mother f*****g moth

But then my phone goes ding becuase i’m all late for my job

i step into the world and get one look at the mob

then i pull up my phone

because everything looks hella boring

check in with clash of clans

my clan is hella waring

look it read it post it tweet it write it

search it

jam it

yelpin

laughin

flirtin

shoppin

playin

map it

gram it

Stare into the screen

look at your phone

its everything you need

look at your phone

so much better then a friend

look at your phone

he’s callin you again

Look at your phone

haha not that kinda callin

nobody uses there phone for talking

what you think it’s 1983?

i like too use it most when i be taking elevators

got no love for talk no looks or shakes or even smell u laters

because what did looking up and stoppin eva do for me?

you know i’d rather spend my time playin with the touch ID

and it’s only inconvenient when you gotta use two hands

but luckily for me they make them so they understand commands

i’d really like to sew my phone directly too my face and be part of some

futuristc galactic super race

but my doctor didn’t focus when i told him my idea

cause i think he was too busy buying curtuins from IKEA

now it aint my game to call him out and be some kinda hater

YO

i didn’t even know until he tweeted «LAYTAH!!!»

How do i get home

look at your phone

theres a guy that i know

look at your phone

is it raing in Breeno

look at your phone

who is Sonny Bono

look at your phone

i need to get away from all these things that arn’t my phone

so I started walking past the destinations left unknown

turns out you can survive without a home or clothes or bed but just bring a

battery so that your phone is never left for dead

but then my phone ran out of things to tell me and i cursed

so i asked it «what's the biggest secret of the universe?»

it showed me windows interspace and time i can’t imagine and let me slip inside

it’s world and all the s**t that just happened

omg i can’t believe i’m finally in the matrix

as my phone begins to steal life and meaning and basic interfacics

this could fix the heavy global problems that exist

but it looks like irony is gonna make me FALL OFF A CLIFF!

LOOK AT YOUR PHONE

SIRI I NEED HELP!

LOOK AT YOUR PHONE!

searching the web for kelp

NO I SAID HELP NOT KELP!

i’m not sure i understand.