Forgot To Remember You - The Key of Awesome

I sing like a goat

The front in my throat

Has lived there for years

And he makes me sing this way

I set up a bed

Down by the steps

So when I run down stairs

I don’t crash and smash my head

I really have to pee now

But I cannot leave because

I’m waiting for Rihanna

Where is that ho?

This is our girls night

I sent her an e-vite

To have a slumber party party

At my house

Oh oh ooh oh oh

I’m very frio!

I keep forgetting to put clothes on

Rock and Roll!

Guitar solo!

I had to start a band with no one

The evil throat froggy

He put a curse on me

Now I must live in this big house alone

Hey Rihanna!

Where the hell are ya?

Don’t piss me off or I’ll unfriend you

Sorry I’m late

I was harassed at the gate

Your house is a maze

Don’t know why you need all this space

We’re smoking in bed

Bitchin' bout men

Our asses look great

But we can’t find a decent mate

It really makes me feel bad

Got issues with my dad

And it makes me date such assholes

Oh not again

Lets play a board game

Like Scattergories

And I will make us nachos nachos

Where’d she go?

Hey Rihanna

I think I lost ya

I took a wrong turn at the bathroom

Make a left!

Hey Shakira

I cannot hear ya

Just stay put my butt will find your butt

Communicate with me

With ass telepathy

Now we’re dry humping the dry wall

Why can’t I rebound

From stupid Chris Brown

You keep forgetting he’s an ass clown

I’d kill and I’d steal

And I’d cheat on my taxes

And french kiss a frog for that boy

Really?

I’d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic

He battered you like a nerf toy

I have a solution, a man substitution

Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?

Just reach down and kiss him

He’ll become a prince

And he won’t treat you like a lap dog

Ohh noo!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Now the evil frog has cursed you.

What is that noise?

That’s you new voice

And now I sound the way I used to sound

How do I stop this hell?

This vocal prison cell

You have to pass the curse to someone else

Well this is goodbye

My hips don’t lie!

You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

Oh thank you.