California Gurls (They're Unreliable) - The Key of Awesome

SNOOP

Greetings beotches.

Take off your pants

KATY

I know a place where the girls are always meaner

If you ain’t rich, they’re goin' nowhere near your wiener

Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea

With foam

Drivin' Escalades while they’re texting and re-tweeting

On i-phones

KATY

You can try to approach us

But we’re all the same we don’t care what your name is

We’ll look at you for a second

But that’s just to make sure that you’re not famous

California girls we’re unreliable

Never worked a day in our lives

Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

DOG

OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we’re so predictable

Hottest bodies money can buy

Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

SNOOP

Sign your name on the dotted line

Don’t need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border

You develop an eating disorder

Sell your soul, dance on the pole

Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks

These are the girls I like to… hang out with

Inflate your lips.

Loose the hips

See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere

Oops forgot your underwear

Katy my Lady, I’m all up onya

Cus you’re representin' California

But you know I’d still be all up inya

Even if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt

That I’d do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota

By bangin' out ho’s from Minnesota

KATY

California Girls we are so are desperate

Sold our souls for fortune and fame

Soon we’ll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH

«California Gurls» is so repetitive

All Pop sounds exactly the same

It’s the same beat from that other song that Kesha did

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