Excellent! - The Jazz Butcher

sample: [first… an emotional protectiveness.

now… one of sympathy.

Excellent!]

(From the Star Trek pilot episode)

Pat Fish: Downey Mildew, Arthur Lee

Pat Fish: Moskovskaya, London taxis

Pat Fish: Edie Sedgwick, Harry Lime, Toys R Us, Miss 259

Paul Mulreany: Killer whales and scarey Elvis pictures that light up

All: Check-up from the neck up

All: Basement fish can swar you up

(swar = «get you high»)

All: These are the things that we salute

All: Excellent

All: Excellent

Pat Fish: Rodichenko, Pocket trout

Pat Fish: Doktor Dream and puffing out

Paul Mulreany: Sister lovers Sherlock Holmes

Paul Mulreany: Donut World and Shane Mcgowan

Paul Mulreany: Slaughtered Tories, Barnsley Police

Pat Fish: News from nowhere, Euphrates.

Pat Fish: Bus cat, Muskat, the Vegette

(Muskat is a type of grape wine.

the Vegette is Richard Formby’s fifties vegetable rack — a design classic!)

All: US OUT THE ALPHABET!

All: These are the things that we would vote for

All: Excellent

All: Excellent

Pat Fish: Dennis Hopper, boss of fuck

Laurence O’Keefe: San Fransisco, Daffy Duck

Pat Fish: Sonic Boom and Woodhouse, Leeds

Laurence O’Keefe: Stolichnaya, Jimmy Greaves

(Jimmy & Nobby are sixties footballers.

Moskovskaya & Stolichnaya are Russian vodkas.)

Pat Fish: The Robot, chip shops girls at bus stops

Paul Mulreany: Ray & Moster-Boy Molloy

(Roy & Steve Molloy are our pals.)

Laurence O’Keefe: Soap-threat Daleks, Kelly Bundy killer eggs and submarines

Chorus: (x3)

All: These are the things we could use a case of

All: Excellent

All: Excellent

Paul Mulreany: Ozone layers cassette players

Paul Mulreany: Mental sex and cigarettes

Chorus

Laurence O’Keefe: Betty Davis Foghorn Leghorn

Pat Fish: Nobby Stiles and lots of miles

Chorus

Pat Fish: Cell Block H and Russian tanks

Laurence O’Keefe: Burning heads and burning banks

Chorus (x2)

(Laurence O’Keefe: Tago Mago

Pat Fish: Yellow Pages Thousand Islands) demo version.

(the JBC have no record of these lines!)

Chorus

Paul Mulreany: Bathroom parties, Rita Rudner, Brian Wilson

All: Vegetables!

Chorus

Pat Fish: Edgar Wallace, Edward Ball

Paul Mulreany: Camel Filters in the box

Chorus

Pat Fish: Art, beer, music, cats and fish

All: And THE RED BUS

Chorus

Richard Formby: Sir Giles, Gilbert-Scott, 1924 G-Series Public Telephone Kiosk!