Mark Wilson -

I know a guy who’s half Japanese

Won’t by our record until it’s out on LP

Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he’s alright

I know a guy who doesn’t get to sleep

Because he’s staying up late with W.K.

conspiracies

Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he’s alright

And you know, yeah you know he hits the North East every year

And the Ski Jackets make music that nobody want to hear

But that’s okay, yeah he’s okay

I know a guy who’s half Japanese

I’ve been rocking his bass head since 2003

Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he’s alright

I know a guy who bikes really fast

In the Safeway 500 he came in dead last

Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he’s alright

The only bands that he likes are the Dear Landlords and The Copyrights

And he wants a tattoo that says «Minky Erg’s the best!

Fuck you!»

On his fists and his tits

Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he’s alright

I know a guy

Who’s obsessed with really odd food

Who’s probably going to cut you

Who sabotages bike shops

Who wouldn’t buy an Xbox

Who heckles when he’s loaded

Who head almost exploded

Carry out