Town Hall Debate - The Gregory Brothers, Ed Bassmaster

Welcome to the town hall debate

Where ordinary people talk to the candidates

The ladies tell me they like a man with insurance

So how do I get some without paying a billion dollars for it

Tell me, who’s gonna work it out, baby

Who’s gonna work it out?

This is not just a health issue

It’s an economic issue

This is money out of that family’s pocket

If Obamacare is implemented fully

It’ll be another 2500 on top

You’ve seen health insurance premiums, gone up

Incomes go down

I said that we would make sure that insurance companies

Can’t jerk you around

(What you gonna do?)

We should make sure that our legal system works

(Oh, what you gonna do?)

Go after gang bangers

We’re gonna get it done

In a second term

(Oh, what you gonna do?)

Take the money we’ve been spending on war

More drilling

Double our exports

(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who’s gonna work it out?)

Since I got out of college, I’ve been living in my mom’s basement

How are you gonna get me a job before she goes totally apestuff?

Who’s gonna work it out, baby

Who’s gonna work it out?

I want you to be able to get a job

I know what it takes

To make America the most attractive place

That’s why I wanna bring down the tax rates

Low-skill jobs are not gonna come back

I want jobs with a high wage

If we’re adding to our deficits for tax cuts

We will lose that race

Just because I am a lady

My salary’s a little bit less

How can every woman get equal pay?

And please stop looking at my breasts

I had the chance to pull together a cabinet

I brought us binders full of women

My chief of staff said

«I need to be making dinner for my kids»

So we said fine

My grandmother worked her way up to become

Vice president of a local bank, but she hit the glass ceiling

Now I’ve got two daughters and I wanna make the same opportunities

That anybody’s sons have

(What you gonna do?)

We should make sure that our legal system works

(Oh, what you gonna do?)

Go after gang bangers

We’re gonna get it done

In a second term

(Oh, what you gonna do?)

Take the money we’ve been spending on war

More drilling

Double our exports

(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who’s gonna work it out?)

From the governor, we haven’t heard any specifics beyond Big Bird

That’s completely false

Not true

Absolutely true

Just isn’t true

Woo