Sword Cane - The Gothsicles

old man, i don’t wanna fight you

there’s a blade housed in your walking stick

i can tell that your frailty is fake

your reflexes are much too quick

i don’t know if you’re a super villain

or a stately menacing guy

but i know that if i battle you

i’ll get a puncture wound in my thigh

you have a sword cane

old man, it’s obvious

that you’re adept at that weapon you wield

but i surmise that your strength is in surprise

for the weapon itself is concealed