Hasselhoff Cheeseburger - The Falcon

Grapple down the scaffolding like Hasselhoff dismantling

The greasy mantle pieces and the cheesiest diseases

Mangling a cheeseburger while rolling in your feces

I’m a hairy, old Khaleesi, draggin' ass, draggin' on Overacting after all the audience is gone

And repeating

I used to catch that beating in the station wagon seating

When my old man got that feeling

I got in some trouble, trouble wrapped up in a baggie

I’ll get you high and nekkid if you let me have your aggie

Humpin up the Himalayas, saying someone’s shitty prayers

Crime is closing in, this time the grime is piling up in layers

All these players are just kids.

I wonder where the grown-ups is Flapping lips, shiny scalps, jealous looks at ugly whelps

And I’m shrinking.

my self control is smitten

Stinkin as I care less and less about the ending

Baby, I just wanted to be lazy

I only became a man because this ugly body made me Now I’m feeling faded and I’m fading

It’s degrading

And I hate it